Steve Urkel: [Steve is suing Carl on the TV show Citizen's Court and Waldo has been called as a witness] Waldo, how did you feel about Pablo? Carl Otis Winslow: What did she have to say? Steve Urkel: I have to tell you, Mr. Winslow. Laura: Remember when you tried to teach me how to sew? 1. No. This semester we're Steven, you'd better get going. Steve Urkel: [runs back into the living room] Sorry Rachel! Laura: Waldo, what's with Steve, he's acting wierd, even for him! Ouchith! [laughs] Bye! I love my Army. You trifled with my emotions! That's why here I have compiled the sexiest and smart pick up lines to use on guys to make them interested in you! Maxine Johnson: Yeah and poor you, you gonna miss your prom. I mean, I'm a fast runner, Eddie, but sooner or later, you just gotta stop running. Edward, sure I got a moment. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: over and over and over. Weasel: [pulls out a lot of cash from his pockets] Look at this $1500 dead presidents and the homies are still coming in. Carl Otis Winslow: I know. Laura Lee Winslow: No surprise visits from Steve Urkel. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: Serious. Steve Urkel: I think it's because these pants are so loose! When's it going to end? All these people think the party is tonight. Eddie: No, grandma. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Eddo, Eddo, Eddo! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I almost wore that same suit. The Most Memorable Moments From Family Matters - Looper.com Don't they teach Black History at your school? Let's just get there! Eddie: No, Kyle's gone solo and Jerry went with him. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Uh no, Waldo, state your name. I can see my dad! I want to know why my instructions were not followed. Suppose I made it happen. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Dad, when are we leaving? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Laura, do you mind if your old grandmother tells you a story? It meant a lot to me. Wow, are you wearing a bra? Rachel Crawford: Thanks Steve. Steve Urkel: Laura, suppose I arrange for you to meet Johnny Gill personally. And I'm sorry. His relationship with Eddie was usually better than with Carl and Laura. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: O.k., but I'm not Home. Dr. Goodrich: Ms. Crawford, I am a medical doctor, not a carnival act! Sergeant Shishka: Don't insult my Army. You know what? I'm wearing a Bart Simpson's mug. Whatever Happened To Steve Urkel From Family Matters? - MSN [puts his thumb as his mouth, baby voice] If I were five. "Pass the salt, Edward." Steve Urkel: [dropping his bowling ball and hyperventilating]. Me and Laura went ice skating together. Steve Urkel: I've never tried out for athletics before and the equipment list says that every guy should wear a cup. I didn't kiss you. When you make a mistake, fess up to it. More like The Repulsions. Carl: Rachel, you're putting entirely too much filling in those. Let me tell you something though Weasel. Your dad's runnin' late. Harriette Winslow: Mr. Niedermeyer, the only thing that's gonna go by is you. Rachel Crawford: Mother Winslow, when you when you Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Bite the big one? I wanna take it home and read it to my mom. Harriette Winslow: Laura, did somebody do something to you? Waldo: [after thinking a moment] Ok. You should've seen the look on his face when he saw five officers surrounded my car and said Surprise! Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [after pulling his underpants out of his jeans] Sir, would you do me the honor of autographing my boxer shorts? Because check this out buddy, you're alone. And it will also think of a range of mistakes, not just the standard fare of stats guys everywhere: the disastrous trade up. You're my friend. Rachel Crawford: How 'bout double the usual? Laura Lee Winslow: [Yelling at Judy who's trying to shove her plate in front of Eddie dishing food] Can you wait? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: This diary belongs to Harriette and I will not violate her privacy. Sara Sue Pettyjohn: [stuck up toward Myrtle's lack of style and class] That's the difference between *old* money and *new* money. Steve Urkel: To keep the camera on him and forget all the other meatheads. 'Purple Urkel:' Actor Jaleel White launches cannabis brand - New York Post I'll grab my stuff and I'll be out of here tomorrow. Laura: Maybe not, there has to be some guy who doesn't have a date. Think of the possibilities.". Carl Otis Winslow: [after being frightened by Pablo, the stick bug] Did you see the size of that thing? Steve Urkel: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. It's not funny, it's dangerous. At a party, once, he clamped cables to his earlobes and jump-started a Volkswagen. Harriette: [unsympathetic] Yes! then removes his hand]. Ken: You make me wanna puke! Harriette Winslow: [while trying to calm an apprehensive Rachel about leaving Richie overnight with the babysitter for the first time] Rachel, I know it's hard leaving your baby for the first time, but after that it gets a lot easier. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Failure to signal. Carl was his horse. Urkelbot: [Kojack Impression] Who loves ya, baby! [Goes to feel his head]. Steve Urkel: [Pointing to the floor] Him. Raoul asked me out, but I told him that I was happily married. Dec 25, 2011 - Explore Nadia Hussein's board "Steve Urkel", followed by 259 people on Pinterest. Reading, 'Riting and Racism? 4 Mar. Laura: Steve, you're supposed to cook those! I can't! right next to the bathroom. [Harriette laughs as Laura leaves the living room to help Mother Winslow get ready]. Actor Jaleel White remembers his starring role on the '90s hit sitcom "Family Matters." Empty the cash register! Eddie: I just did the laundry and I'm on my way out to wash the car and cut the grass. Ms. Steuben: That's that's not funny, Steven. We were just having a little fun. He created a machine that could cause items to grow in size. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: No thanks, Eddie. Eddie: [while Eddie and Carl where doing wiring for the satelite dish] Be Careful with those wires Dad. Does that about cover it? Now can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't ground you for the rest of your life. I-I-I see. Carl Otis Winslow: Yeah. Steve Urkel: I just called my uncle at the Pentagon. Maxine Johnson: Was there a line to get your pictures taken when you guys walked in? Laura: Thank you, Steve. Carl Otis Winslow: Oh, well how did that happen? Aunt Oona: The water main snapped when the roof collapsed. Harriette Winslow: Abrasive? We're having big fun here. Wha? He's usually knee deep in dead mosquitoes. Grab a blanket and go sleep in the bathtub. Our limo awaits. Pretty girl, dark hair your sister for God's sake! Chuck is twice the man, Raoul is. Carl Otis Winslow: All right. That's one for the books! Steve Urkel: [opens the back door] Surprise. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [shocked] And he brought hooters! Aunt Oona: Well not good, my kitchen exploded. I Learned Steve Urkel Had Cold Lines - YouTube Willie Fuffner: [Grabs Steves gloves] Urkel, you are dead meat! [Rachel walks into the living room with Richie's broken penguin beak, coutesy of a jealous Judy]. Steve Urkel: Hey, you gotta get up if want to get dow oh [guests scream as Steve falls off the edge of the roof]. When my dad said you fixed me up with Laura; why, I thought I'd wet my pants! Harriette: Soon, baby. Curtis: I know you're disappointed. Come here. And we practiced for six minutes! Carl: AAAAAAHHHHHHH! Laura Lee Winslow: I know, but he said 'get lost, Laura'. Rachel Crawford: Little Richie spoke his first word. No phones. Harriette Winslow: You have to understand, back in Detroit where he's from, the police are considered the enemy, so he doesn't trust them. I could hear him sobbing in his suspension chamber. Can you give me some money so I can finish my Christmas shopping? Cassie Lynn: Try me. Laura: Well, Steve, I've been trying to convince Waldo that girls find him attractive. Rachel Crawford: Sort of an Urkel Exchange Program? Why can't we share? Lt. Murtaugh: They're sending in that Urkel kid. I'm cooking breakfast. [Grabs and kisses her. Steve Urkel: I know! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I feel so safe in Raoul's strong arms I love him soo much and I sorta like Carl. And sometimes I was sorry I ever started the whole thing, but I didn't quit. Laura: Doth thou love me?
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